luni, 14 ianuarie 2013

5 reguli din intelepciunea scotiana

Five pearls of Scotish wisdom
Cinci reguli din intelepciunea scotiana:

1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
  
Iarta-ti dusmanul, dar tine minte numele ticalosului!...
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2. Money cannot buy happiness but  it's more comfortable
to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
  
Cu bani nu poti cumpara fericirea dar e mai confortabil
sa plangi intr-un Mercedes decat pe bicicleta.

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3. Help someone when they are in trouble  and they will
remember you when they're in trouble again.
   
Ajuta pe cineva care e la necaz si isi va aduce aminte
de tine cand va fi iarasi la necaz.

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4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
   
Multi sunt in viata numai fiindca este ilegal sa-i impusti.

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5.
Alcohol does not solve any problems,  but then again,
neither does milk.
   
Alcoolul nu rezolva nici o problema, dar la urma
urmelor, nici laptele.
 

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