http://www.care2.com/greenliving/funny-cats-walk-up-stairs-video.html
http://www.josephine.ro/
http://shop.josephine.ro/
http://magicball.bg/romania/
http://tv.yahoo.com/daytime/uggie-the-dog-s-amazing-tricks-27919369.html
joi, 19 ianuarie 2012
bancuri
Autobuzul este acea masina care merge de doua ori mai repede cand
alergi dupa ea decat atunci cand te afli in interiorul ei.
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Incearca si tu, trimite mai departe, nu rupe lantul!!!
Dă-te de 15 ori cu capul de monitor,
Dă-ti cu tastatura in gură de 20 de ori,
Aruncă-te pe geam si daca
apuci, inchide ochii.
Si ai să vezi persoana iubită.
Trimite acest mesaj la 7 prieteni din lista, poate ai norocul sa
nimeresti printre ei si un psiholog.
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V-ati intrebat vreodata de ce vestele anti-glont nu au si gluga? Ar fi
rezolvat niste probleme...
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Un soldat merge la comandantul său şi-i spune:
- Permiteţi să raportez! Printre noi sunt poponari!
- Pe ce te bazezi când afirmi asta, soldat?
- Păi, pe faptul că mi-a dispărut rujul!...
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- Am auzit ca ai intrat intr-o formatie de manele!?
- Da, nu mi-au tinut franele...
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Soferul autobuzului opreste intre statii, intoarce capul catre
pasageri si striga:
- Daca nici unul dintre dv. nu vrea sa cedeze locul doamnei batrine
care sta in picioare, sa stiti ca-i cedez locul
meu!
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Cică o partidă de sex echivalează cu 8 km de alergare!
Cine dracu aleargă 8 km în 30 de secunde?!?
_____________________________________________
La o cina de afaceri a unui grup:
-Ma scuzati, sunteti cumva patronul firmei la care lucreaza sotul meu?
-Nu!
-Atunci va rog sa va scoateti mana din chilotii mei!
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Doi indivizi dormeau pe o banca in parc. Se apropie politistul comunitar:
-Ce faceti aici?
-Pai eu nu am casa, nu am servici, asa ca dorm aici!
-Si tu?
-La el in gazda!
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alergi dupa ea decat atunci cand te afli in interiorul ei.
----------------------------------------------------------
Incearca si tu, trimite mai departe, nu rupe lantul!!!
Dă-te de 15 ori cu capul de monitor,
Dă-ti cu tastatura in gură de 20 de ori,
Aruncă-te pe geam si daca
apuci, inchide ochii.
Si ai să vezi persoana iubită.
Trimite acest mesaj la 7 prieteni din lista, poate ai norocul sa
nimeresti printre ei si un psiholog.
______________________________________________
V-ati intrebat vreodata de ce vestele anti-glont nu au si gluga? Ar fi
rezolvat niste probleme...
______________________________________________
Un soldat merge la comandantul său şi-i spune:
- Permiteţi să raportez! Printre noi sunt poponari!
- Pe ce te bazezi când afirmi asta, soldat?
- Păi, pe faptul că mi-a dispărut rujul!...
______________________________________________
- Am auzit ca ai intrat intr-o formatie de manele!?
- Da, nu mi-au tinut franele...
_____________________________________________
Soferul autobuzului opreste intre statii, intoarce capul catre
pasageri si striga:
- Daca nici unul dintre dv. nu vrea sa cedeze locul doamnei batrine
care sta in picioare, sa stiti ca-i cedez locul
meu!
______________________________________________
Cică o partidă de sex echivalează cu 8 km de alergare!
Cine dracu aleargă 8 km în 30 de secunde?!?
_____________________________________________
La o cina de afaceri a unui grup:
-Ma scuzati, sunteti cumva patronul firmei la care lucreaza sotul meu?
-Nu!
-Atunci va rog sa va scoateti mana din chilotii mei!
____________________________________________
Doi indivizi dormeau pe o banca in parc. Se apropie politistul comunitar:
-Ce faceti aici?
-Pai eu nu am casa, nu am servici, asa ca dorm aici!
-Si tu?
-La el in gazda!
__________________________________________
de la Animed Arad
Why us?
Because we fixed 1,100 dogs and cats last year and we can fix 1,500 this year IF we get the funding for medical supplies, fuel, cleaning products, dry food the animals receive after surgery and other costs the program implies. The entire amount raised will go to supplies. No one involved gets a salary. We're all volunteers. We've been volunteers for over 10 years already. During this time we rescued, rehomed and fixed thousands of stray dogs and cats. Please visit our website www.animed.ro. We're also on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/animedarad
We have a new way in which you can support our birth control program. We set up this ChipIn. http://birthcontrol2012.chipin.com/spayingneutering-1500-dogs-and-cats-from-arad-and-timisoara-in-2012 Please click HERE http://birthcontrol2012.chipin.com/spayingneutering-1500-dogs-and-cats-from-arad-and-timisoara-in-2012 and see how it looks like. With your donations we could fix 1,500 dogs and cats this year. I've included Timisoara because we get many calls from Timisoara as well. Last year we fixed over 100 dogs and about 50 cats from Timisoara.
You already know the importance of birth control so I won't get into it. The only thing you have to decide on is whether or not to support our program or someone else's neutering program. Although many of you can support more charities. We are the only ones in the entire city of Arad running a trap-neuter-return program. We keep as many as possible for adoption. So far we fixed 1,692 dogs and 3,089 cats. 679 dogs, 408 cats and 145 other animals were adopted by loving families.
Thank you again for being our friend. We look forward to reading from you
Claudiu, Mihaela, Rodica and the gang
ing. dipl. Claudiu Iosim
Presedinte fondator al Animed Arad
student la medicina veterinara in anul V
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ANIMED ARAD - fondata in 2001
sterilizari, asistenta medicala si adoptii pisici si caini fara companion uman
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luni-vineri, 10:00-18:00
www.animed.ro
aradanimals@yahoo.com
0357.421.204
0766.581.545
Arad, Strada Blanduziei Nr.3 cod 310091, Romania
Because we fixed 1,100 dogs and cats last year and we can fix 1,500 this year IF we get the funding for medical supplies, fuel, cleaning products, dry food the animals receive after surgery and other costs the program implies. The entire amount raised will go to supplies. No one involved gets a salary. We're all volunteers. We've been volunteers for over 10 years already. During this time we rescued, rehomed and fixed thousands of stray dogs and cats. Please visit our website www.animed.ro. We're also on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/animedarad
We have a new way in which you can support our birth control program. We set up this ChipIn. http://birthcontrol2012.chipin.com/spayingneutering-1500-dogs-and-cats-from-arad-and-timisoara-in-2012 Please click HERE http://birthcontrol2012.chipin.com/spayingneutering-1500-dogs-and-cats-from-arad-and-timisoara-in-2012 and see how it looks like. With your donations we could fix 1,500 dogs and cats this year. I've included Timisoara because we get many calls from Timisoara as well. Last year we fixed over 100 dogs and about 50 cats from Timisoara.
You already know the importance of birth control so I won't get into it. The only thing you have to decide on is whether or not to support our program or someone else's neutering program. Although many of you can support more charities. We are the only ones in the entire city of Arad running a trap-neuter-return program. We keep as many as possible for adoption. So far we fixed 1,692 dogs and 3,089 cats. 679 dogs, 408 cats and 145 other animals were adopted by loving families.
Thank you again for being our friend. We look forward to reading from you
Claudiu, Mihaela, Rodica and the gang
ing. dipl. Claudiu Iosim
Presedinte fondator al Animed Arad
student la medicina veterinara in anul V
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ANIMED ARAD - fondata in 2001
sterilizari, asistenta medicala si adoptii pisici si caini fara companion uman
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
luni-vineri, 10:00-18:00
www.animed.ro
aradanimals@yahoo.com
0357.421.204
0766.581.545
Arad, Strada Blanduziei Nr.3 cod 310091, Romania
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